CHURCH OF HOMOSEXUALITY

Give us the right.

Give us the reason.

We'll invent our own religion.

You'll cry about our crimes, 

   and shout about our treason. 

When you mean to say

   blasphemy.

Nothing to do with law,

   it's related to religion.

My religion is gay.

Don’t you offend me.

My church is full of fags.

Fruitcakes fill the pews.

We are the gay and

   dangerous temptation

   to anybody straight.

That is what we want

   you to believe

   and soon you will. 

After we introduce you to

   our version of

   conversion therapy.

Strapping lads to that wooden chair.

Up ‘gainst the wall over there.

We tape their eyes open and

   force upon their fresh minds

The most vivid images 

   of the fleshy kind.

Of cocks and balls

   and anal insertions. 

Men kissing men

women kissing women.

Women with dicks,

   men bring big booty bussy.

Glorious! Wonderful! 

Fantastic! Marvelous!

And nobody is hiding or seeking on an    

   island of kids.

In the name of the god of the gays,

   in you, we put all of our faith.

To the god of the gays,

   we humbly pray.

We pray you take the dollar away.

We pray that you make it ok.

We pray, we pray,

   we promise we will pray.

So give us our rights.

We've found our religion.

We'll begin the conversions

   of the youth of this nation.

It isn't grooming equality, 

   it's just religious indoctrination.

Our gods are different.

Our god is science.

Our god is history.

Our god is Einstein, Newton,

   Ginsberg, Kerouac,

   Wilde and Whitman.

Our god is Neil DeGrasse Tyson,

   it’s Megan thee Stallion.

Our gods are

   the active allies in our lives.

We crave verified knowledge

   based on scientific method.

But, monopolizing religious factions

   still treat us like heathens.